In a moment, Kang Peng QinBing carried two people in, and one of them was soft as if there were no bones, and his tongue spit out his mouth so far away that he couldn’t stop whining like a dog. The other was dressed in rags and his bare skin was covered with blood stains. His hands and nails were bloody. It turned out that those blood stains were all caught by himself and he couldn’t help screaming, "It tickles me to death!" The appearance can be said to be as miserable as possible.
"Sangong, look at the future, you will be more comfortable than them." Kang Peng patted Liu Xie with a sly smile. "Because you will not only break every inch of skin, but you will also be itchy. It’s a pity that you don’t even have the strength to scratch."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey …" "Hehehehehehe …" In Kang Peng’s smirk and Jia Xu’s insidious smile, Liu Xie completely collapsed and cried, "Please give me a break. I will do whatever you tell me. Please don’t torture me like this!"
"Very good!" Kang Peng said with satisfaction, "I want you to do one thing, and I will give you the antidote if you do it."
"Please tell the master," cried Liu Xie. "Don’t say ten or a hundred little people will do it!"
"The three fairs are very clever," Kang Peng grinned. "Can it be done for you to seal your Xichuan hereditary loss in Muyong Town, Yizhou?"
"What?" Liu Xie was so surprised that he even forgot the poisonous things in his body. "Are you kidding, Master?"
Kang Peng sneered, "My heart is full of talent, and I want you to do what I’m told. You can’t run away from this profit grazing position." Kang Peng added, "I heard that you like Wu Yi’s little sister Wu Xin very much and let Wu Yi betrothed her to you after the job is done."
Liu Xie could hardly believe his ears, but after looking at Kang Peng’s serious picture and his life in each other’s hands, he decided to gamble on "A surname, please tell me what I will listen to you …"
……
After explaining everything to Liu Xie, Kang Peng waved to Liu Xie and said, "You go to rest first. You and Zhang will switch back to Wu Yi. You won’t be poisoned for a month. Naturally, someone will send you an antidote after a month. Whether you can get it depends on whether you are good or not."
After Liu Xie was taken away, Kang Peng and Jia Xu grinned at each other for a while, and suddenly the two poisoned people Kang Peng lay on the ground at the same time. "The two rabbits performed well and went to receive the reward."
The next day, the snow was even worse. Kang Peng sent messengers into Jiange to discuss the exchange of prisoners. This time, because Liu Yaner was also in Kang Peng’s hands, Jia Long, the commander of Yizhou Army, had no choice for the time being. Despite Liu Xun’s strong opposition, Wu Yi exchanged Liu Xie and Zhang Kejia Long for Dong Zhuojun in the evening of the same day. I didn’t expect Liu Xie to thank him face to face and turned away, not to get even with Zhang Song, but to play a complaint against Liu Yan. Jia Long saved his apprentice Zhang Dongzhuojun for collusion and deliberately gave false information to himself, which led to his defeat and captured Jia
On this side, Wu Yi returned to Dong Zhuojun’s camp to thank Kang Peng and accuse him of defeat and capture. Kang Peng didn’t blame him for comforting him, saying, "Winning and losing is a common thing for military strategists, but a small defeat is nothing."
Wu Yi said with gratitude, "Thank you, Master, for saving his life. Please let the captain of Wu Yi dare to die and charge to get the Jiange and thank the Master."
"Don’t worry," Kang Peng laughed. "Mr. Wen He will watch the celestial phenomena at night. In January, Yizhou will not be able to March even with heavy snow. Besides, the Jiange incident has its own arrangements for you to recuperate in the camp, and the Jiange Yizhou army will consume our army to reap profits."
As expected by Jia Xu, the heavy snow in Yizhou kept closing hillsides and blocking roads. Fortunately, Dong Zhuojun had already hoarded enough food and grass for several months to warm the wood, but he didn’t worry about the shortage of military supplies. Two days later, Kang Peng received a letter from Marotta in Chang ‘an to report the situation in Chang ‘an and went to the Great Wall North Xiongnu to ask if he could act as planned.
"Let Dong Chong go to see and tidy up that Xiongnu Zuo Xianwang," Kang Peng said lightly, "so that he won’t spend all day in Chang ‘an."
If you want to know the funeral, please see the chapter "Mr. Dong strikes again"
Chapter 23 Mr Dong again ()
During this period when Kang Peng led the army to go to war, Dong Chong had a good life in Chang ‘an. The terrible eldest brother grabbed his ear at any time and forced him to take the right path. Dong Chong honestly held his post in Chang ‘an for a while, and then he saw harmony and Liangzhou’s peaceful situation. The threat from Yuan Shao in the Central Plains was firmly blocked by Xu Rong, Zhang Liao and Xu Huang, and he couldn’t help but burst into mischief again. A group of friends and friends in Chang ‘an went in and out of Huajie Liuxiang to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and stay in Chang ‘an. Marotta was another bad lesson for his younger generation
On the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month in the third year of Chuping, the first snow fell in Chang ‘an. Dong Chong went to the biggest brothel in Chang ‘an early, and two friends, Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang, drank and enjoyed the snow. By the way, it was very difficult to study the development of a brothel in Chang ‘an.
After Gan Ning’s incident, Kang Peng rewarded Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang for their work. Although they were the lowest generals in the army and Kang Peng was not stupid enough to let them take the regular army, their department was still the same as before, but it also made Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang ecstatic. Later, Kang Peng really saw that these useless troops were not pleasing to the eye and wanted to send this army home to save a batch of military supplies, but Ai Jin and he. The horse was loaded immediately, and the two of them paid for their salaries and paid for their own equipment and weapons. Kang Peng, a cheapskate with a serial number, listened to this good thing and looked at Ai and Ma Zhan’s face. Ma agreed to their request and gave this army to Dong Chong for management. So Dong Zhuojun was the strangest army in the world, and two lieutenants paid for their salaries and bought weapons and equipment. Every day, they didn’t do exercises, didn’t train and didn’t learn to March. It was stealing chickens and dogs, gambling, drinking, fighting and causing trouble. Chang ‘an people gave him a good
"Sir Zhong, I heard that the Grand Master is playing well ahead?" Ai Jinduan asked Dong Chongdao with a glass of wine and a smile on his arm around two girls, "It’s almost to Chengdu. My old man keeps saying that he wants to go to ten shops in Yizhou every day. He has already offered hundreds of gold coins to a surname to control the production of Shu brocade and well salt in Yizhou."
"Of course," Dong Chong kissed the beauty powder face in his arms and whispered in the beauty ear, "Beauty Sir Zhong ILOVEYOU will accompany me at night" before replying with a charming smile of beauty, "My eldest brother Xiliang fighters and natural enemies of Flying Bear Army took those little rabbits from Hanzhong and Yongyizhou in just two months. Is that my eldest brother’s opponent?"
"In that case," said Ma Zhuang, a straightforward man holding an altar of wine, "Please tell Sir Zhong that let’s go to Yizhou to fight, add a monkey and add three components."
"Add what force? Do you want to take credit? " Dong Chong laughed and asked to see Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang smirking and nodded before he said, "But it’s not time yet, but don’t worry. When my eldest brother has wiped out the main force of Yizhou, I will take you to Yizhou and beat up Reservoir Dogs. By the way, check if a Yizhou girl is beautiful in Chang ‘an."
"good! Ha ha ….. "Three dude crazy her smile together, they are proud Marotta QinBing came to find them, and saluted as soon as they entered the door," Sir Zhong Xiang Ye said he could find you here, so he found it. "
"What is it?" Dong Chongqi said that Marotta was very busy at ordinary times, and sometimes he didn’t expect to send someone to find his QinBing today. "I didn’t say that the villain didn’t dare to ask, and General Ai and General Ma wanted you to go too."
This time, Dong Chong was even more confused about what kind of goods Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang were. He knew better than anyone that it was more important to shoulder the logistics than to lose the job. Marotta could find them. What can I do for them? Talk to them and drink? But strange to strange, Dong Chong finally remembers that before the big brother went to war, he ordered him not to put his elders in front of Marotta. Must he listen to Marotta’s instructions or put the beauty in his arms with Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang and go with Marotta’s Qinbing?
To get to the mansion, Marotta is still working hard on the official document hall, and there is still a card shark-like person sitting in the hall. After Kang Peng left, Chang ‘an Gong and the logistics department accumulated a backlog until Marotta and Sima Lang came to work day and night, and Marotta became thin and even thinner, as if a gust of wind could blow it down.
"My second uncle, a surname flying pigeon wants you to take General Ai and General Ma to do a big thing." Seeing Dong Chongjin, Li Rumen saw the mountain and said, "Zhang Liao reported that the Huns living in the north of the Great Wall have repeatedly crossed the Great Wall and occupied Bingzhou County and Yanmen Xiongnu Zuo Xianwang Liu Bao, and they also released wild words asking us to cede the land in the northwest of Hexi. Otherwise, they will go to Chang ‘an to kill women and rob slaves."
"Qiang Hu Xiaoer dare to do this?" Dong Chong was furious. "Xianjia, don’t worry, I’ll inform Zhang Liao to send troops to teach this little Hu Lu." Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang also shouted, "Li Xiang can rest assured that we will send the command of sending troops to General Zhang Liao and will not let a surname down."
"The second uncle misunderstood" Marotta shook his head. "Zhang Liao soldiers stationed in Taiyuan mainly to defend against the threat of Yuan Shao in the direction of the white horse. You can’t just mobilize a surname. It means that the three of you will lead the way to deal with the Xiongnu …"
Marotta said that he couldn’t go here-because he found that Dong Chong had been forward and his legs were trembling. Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang were even worse. Even the crotch was wet, which made the hall smell of urine.
"Xianjia" Dong Chongya chattered and cried. "Are you kidding? Those Huns are all fierce and savage, and there are hundreds of thousands of regular cavalry alone, and everyone is a soldier in case we defeat their army. ) More than 1.5 million people from their tribe have come to settle accounts with us. What can we resist? "
"Sir Zhong misunderstood again." Marotta laughed. "A surname doesn’t want you to go to war with them, but sends you to send a batch of tribute to Zuo Xianwang to stabilize them temporarily. It’s safe and not dangerous to get even with them when we slow down."
"So that’s it." Dong Chong, Ai Jin and Ma Zhan said with a sigh of relief, patting their chests. "You scared me to death." But Dong Chong was still worried that "Xianjia, those Huns are a group of barbarians who don’t know what moral codes we will be in danger even if we give gifts."
"There is a saying that people who reach out and don’t smile." Marotta patiently comforted Dong Chongdao. "It is very precious and rare for a surname to give them gifts. Even if they see those gifts savagely again, they will be polite to you, at least they won’t hurt you."
"Oh, I’m relieved." Dong Chongaijin and Ma Zhuang gave a decent military salute to "ensure completion."
"Very well, please ask General Ai and General Ma to tie up the army. Before we leave, our army wants them to send something." Marotta ordered Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang to lead their lives in fear, and after they left, Marotta nodded to the doctor sitting next to them. "Mr. Mo, please vaccinate Sir Zhong first. Thank you."
The doctor named Mo Ting’s appearance is not very flattering. The eye-catching garlic nose mouse is not a good thing at first sight. He bowed to Marotta and turned to Dong Chongdao. "Sir Zhong, please take off half your clothes to show your left arm."
! ! ! ! ! w! w! w! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"What are you doing? You’re not a pussy. Why should I strip in front of you? " Dong Chong shouted, but Marotta immediately said, "Uncle, don’t ask, it’s a surname’s order and hello."
Dong Chong heard that it was his terrible eldest brother who ordered him not to dare to speak again, so as to undress and show his left arm. Don’t stop immediately, take out a porcelain vase and an embroidery needle with only half a needle eye. First, dip the embroidery needle in the porcelain vase, and then the embroidery needle pierced the skin of Dong Chong’s left arm to make the liquid medicine enter Dong Chong’s body. Then he said, "Sir Zhong can get dressed."
Dong Chong was so confused that he put on his clothes, so don’t stop and said, "Sir Zhong’s villain is a poor disciple of Wenhua Hou. He was ordered by a surname to return to Chang ‘an with ten military doctors. Everyone has to vaccinate in this way before he can set off to see the Xiongnu Zuo Xianwang. I also want to accompany you all the way, so please take care of Sir Zhong."
"Of course," Dong Chong replied casually, "but you should bring enough medicine. If Mr. Zhong has any headache and brain fever on the road, you can wait on Mr. Zhong and those pills for tonifying kidney and strengthening yang."
"Sir Zhong, you are quick to get ready." Marotta shook his head with a wry smile. "You can just give it to Mr. Mo to vaccinate others. Now you go to the mansion of a surname to vaccinate several ladies and gentlemen of a surname."
Listen to Marotta, Dong Chong’s heart is suddenly in his stomach, so the eldest brother’s wife and children must be like this. It must be a good thing to organize the army to collect hay and prepare to go. However, there were some minor troubles when Dong Chong vaccinated the Sir Zhong Army. What’s more, he really wanted them to leave blood and loosen up one by one. Even the small pain of vaccination made Dong Chong shout one by one, and it was rare to take out a general frame to teach them that "this is a military violation", which forced the waste army to go.
The next morning, Dong Chong took his tour group and Kang Peng to allocate them to ten practitioners, and they left Chang ‘an as long as the second time. They were still more than 200 vehicles pulling pots and pans, wine and meat, bird cages and toilets, gambling tables and so on, and nearly 100 cars Kangpeng gave to Xiongnu Zuo Xianwang gold and silver jewelry, splendid cloth and clothes, and went to that county all the way to eat, drink and be merry.
What will happen to Dong Laoer in this expedition? Please read the chapter
Chapter 24 Mr Dong again (in)
"Sir Zhong, what’s in this box?" Ai Jin, wearing armor and helmet on the way, asked Dong Chongdao, "What’s so strict?" Don’t even leave a seam. Is it because we are bait that the Grand Master cheated us to go to the county for nothing like this? "
Actually, Dong Chong is also suspecting that the eldest brother is putting him together again this time. Look at the performance of drinking and gambling with Ma Zhuang. These days, he is tarred with the same brush-it’s not a good bird. Look at the ten doctors who are sitting on the sidelines. Even if the eldest brother is watching the one who will match the * * kind of vaccinia, he won’t let the ten excellent military doctors accompany the waste. Don’t stop and wave Dong Chong is more sure-the sinister eldest brother will play hard again this time.
"Don’t worry, if you do what my eldest brother tells you, you will be promoted to honor your ancestors." Dong Chong comforted Ai Jindao. "Besides, having me with you will prove that our trip will be peaceful, otherwise my eldest brother will not let me die."
Ai Jin nodded his head and agreed with Dong Chong’s idea. He turned around and went to the doctor named Mo Ting to spell wine. Although he claimed to be the imperial doctor Hua Tuo’s brother, he was not drinking alcohol. Ma Zhuang, Dong Chong and others nicknamed him a cup of Mo Ting to practice medicine with the army. But this time, after the war in Hanzhong, Kang Peng bought the hearts of Hanzhong people and asked the military doctors to give free clinics to Hanzhong people, but he took the opportunity to harass the Hanzhong girls who came to consult. Dong Zhuojun’s military team took 20 lashes and kicked them to the most dangerous place, which made him transferred back to Chang ‘an Mo Ting De. Although